Size matters

Sat Sep 19
The Lost Symbol and The Da Vinci Code author Dan Brown's 20 worst sentences - Telegraph

My French stinks, Langdon thought, but my zodiac iconography is pretty good.
And they say the schools are dumbing down.

Translation Party

And it can not run around the desert abandoned

Tue Sep 15
texts from last night

“he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles ” - “He had one of those small greek statue penises” “I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure…

Mon Sep 7
If Architects Had to Work Like Web Designers

To insure that you are building the correct house for our entire family, make certain that you contact each of our children, and also our in-laws. My mother-in-law will have very strong feelings…

Tue Jul 28
Comedy TV / The Laugh Button
Database fail, parts 2 and 3. | You Suck at Craigslist

My favorite movies are TITANIC, FRIED GREEN TOMATOES, and [ERROR: MOVIE NOT FOUND], but I’m not into chick flicks.
I like to take my dog, MIFFY in the back seet of my HARLEY-DAVIDSON MOTOR CYCLE….

Mon Jul 13
Eternal moonwalk - A tribute to Michael Jackson.

One moonwalk after the other

Sun May 10
http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/

Email us your awkward family photos!

Tue May 5
Tango - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

Tango dancing consists of a combination of leading your partner into the cross, pulling her hair, kicking her shins, groping her breats and crotch, and trying to make her trip over the…

Wed Apr 29
xkcd - A Webcomic - Tag Combination

When you come on Eileen, I touch myself